Don’t get me wrong, i think there were some good ideas in the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and I think that the United States did some decent things in its history. But during my lifetime, which largely coincides with Reagan and forward I have found it descending into an abyss of bullshit. I was alive for Carter and a bit before, but I don’t recall much of those days. Starting with Reagan though, it has all been downhill.
Christians are a problem
Largely the decline has been due to fucking Christians. God damn Evangelical Christians.
A decent Christian remembers that Jesus would have had no problem helping a whore. In fact, he probably would have attended a drag show and hung out with the trannys afterwards and gone with them to dinner. Jesus was chill. He treated people with love and respect. All fucking people. No fucking exceptions.
Jesus would not arrest and deport people, especially refugees - he would build them shelter, give them a meal, and probably the shirt off his motherfucking back. I seriously doubt he would have had a problem with a woman having a job or being leader of the nation. That wasn’t his vibe.
Jesus was about building people up and helping people when they are down.
That’s what a Christian does - but not an Evangelical. Those people are shitheads.
WalMart and Home Depot are problems
I don’t need 900 brands of cereal and every god damn item in the fucking universe on sale at low low prices, especially if it kills every downtown business, especially if it destroys communities who thrive on local businesses. You erect these catherdrals to imported Chinese goods, you kill your local manufacturing and small towns, then you blame immigrants and foreigners for the damage you did to yourselves. Grow the fuck up.
And stop buying shit you don’t need. You are surrounded by too much shit. If you find yourself needing self-storage units, you have too much shit. You are all hoarders. Clean up your front yards - driving around your country is like driving around a giant shitpile. How much rusted out crap can you pile on this once beautiful country. You defile it with your presence.
American Food Sucks
If I never eat another fucking burger in my life I will be fine. Not every fucking meal needs meat and potatoes. Cheese is not a spice. It should be illegal to serve ‘hot wings’ - i like pizza, from time to time. I like making it at home.
Food should not be fast. It should not taste the same in every store. It should not be the same in every city in the country. Food should not be defined by Sysco and it should not come in individually packaged servings.
There should be no food deserts. High Fructose Corn Syrup is not a food group. Neither is beef tallow. No one needs 64 ounces of soda at a time, especially if they weigh over 200kgs. Not every dish needs to come in gigantic, super gigantic, and megablaster sizes - with mega mounds of fried potatoes. Have a salad, live a little.
Learn Metric, and geography, and history
For crying out fucking loud - get with the fucking program. Use metric like everyone else. Water freezes at 0 degrees, not 32. What the fuck is a gallon - you buy your soda in 2L bottles, and that is what matters to you by consumption quantities, almost as much as gasoline.
Americans worship stupid. They trust the idiot and are proud they can’t find North America on a map, or think that Warshingtorn is the capital of the Country of Europe. They have no grasp of history, even their own. They are the epitome of naval gazers, except they can not see their navals over the swollen bulge of their distended, bloated man-tits.
This is why they voted for a man who believes that America and Italy were allies since back in the time of Rome. Parse that for a minute. There are so many things wrong, but this is a belief of the American President. This makes him dumber than President Kamacho.
White people are twisted
Why do you pretend like you did not enslave people and slaughter Native Americans in order to take their land. You still fuck over the natives to this day. You literally refuse to honor treaties - fucking native americans continues to be a national sport. You try to rewrite history and hide from the fact that you did this slavery thing. Own up to it - look at Germany, look at South Africa. Germany did Hitler for crying out loud - they killed 6 million Jews during the Holocaust, and the Germans dealt with it while Americans are trying to pretend that didn’t happen. Good luck coming to terms with your own history of slavery and genocide if you have to hide from WWII. Look at Trump joking about Japan when you were the only nation to drop nuclear bombs on people. You have a lot to own up to - and your solution is to run and hide, to cowardly try to outlaw “critical race theory” - Americans are cowards, they are not brave, they are cowards.
You wouldn’t know freedom if it bit you on the ass
You have a slave mentality. About the only people who don’t are the actual thugs - but they enslave themselves in a different way - they do it through music and playing the role assigned them by the white man. Someone like King knew the way out, for all of us - thugging ain’t it, but at least thugs don’t take shit. Almost all other Americans take too much shit. All these 2nd amendment types running around talking shit to the government ran like bitchy little cowards when Homeland Security showed up and started taking their guns and arresting people. Yeah, that’s what I thought - those AR-15 toting 2nd amendment types were really just white power asshats who wanted to shoot black people, they didn’t believe in gun-rights, they believed in Klan-rights. They don’t believe in freedom, they’re just assholes.